Funny Fish Offset Octagon Card

fish, cocktail, gender neutral, bar, humour, get well, good luck, birthday, funny, easy

Joke: A fish swims into a bar... The bartender looks puzzled and says, "How did you get here?" The fish answers, "Just following the current. Heard it's eel-ectric tonight!" Small sentiment labels: Wishing you Fintastic Birthday! Hope you're back in the swim soon!, You're o-fish-ally on my mind! May good fortune swim your way! To a fintastic friend!, To a Splashtastic Sibling, To my Iridescent Parent and a blank for your message Verse: A fish swam into a bar one night, Under the moon's soft, glowing light. The bartender gazed, quite filled with wonder, "How did you arrive here, from the sea yonder?" "Just following the current," the fish did reply, With a flick of its tail and a twinkle in its eye. "Heard it's eel-ectric tonight, in this fine place, I couldn't resist; I had to see such grace." So here's to adventures, wherever they lead, In rivers, in oceans, or where currents concede. May your journey be as bright as the sea is wide, With happiness and laughter always by your side. Simple sentiment: Here's to making a splash wherever you go!