Funny Dog Offset Octagon Card

dog, beer, male, bar, humour, get well, good luck, birthday, funny, easy

Joke: A dog walks into a bar... The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The dog replies, "I lost my bone, but I'm here to dig up a good time!" Small sentiment labels: Wishing you a dog'gone day! Pawsing to wish you well!, Paws crossed for your success! Fetching you some love today! To One Top Dog! Paws and Chill, Warmest Woofy Wishes and a blank for your message Verse: A dog strolled into a bar one day, With a face so long, you'd think he'd lost his way. The bartender asked, with a curious tone, "Why such a long face, did you lose your bone?" The dog just sighed, then gave a smile, "I did, but I won't let that cramp my style. I'm here to dig up a good time, you see, A little fun is all I need to be carefree." So let's raise a glass to finding joy, Even when life seems to annoy. For happiness is never far, Especially with friends, in this bar. Simple sentiment: Sometimes you just need to paws and enjoy a beer with friends!