Funny Duck Offset Octagon Card

duck, cocktail, manhattan, male, bar, humour, get well, good luck, birthday, funny

Joke: A duck walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Bartender, it's my birthday! I'll buy a round for the house and put it on my bill!" Small sentiment labels: Well, Waddle you know, it's your birthday!, Have a Quacking Day!, Good Luck Duck! Get Well Soon Duck, Dad, Brother, Friend, and a blank for your message Verse: In a pond so clear and still, A duck with charm, and quite the will, Quacked a wish, "Let's celebrate, With friends and cake, please don't be late!" He waddled in with a joyful thrill, "To the bar! Let's have a fill! It's my day, so let's make it grand, Put it on my bill," was his demand. With feathers fluffed, he made a toast, "To friends and fun, I boast the most! Happy birthday to one and all, Let's have a splash, in spring or fall!" Simple sentiment: Wishing you a splashing good day!