My Diet Sheet

$1.00 USD
Category
Card Making / Quick Cards / Birthday Ladies
Occasion
Birthday / Birthday Female
Keywords
food, dieting, humour, birthday, ladies,
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172 available in Birthday Female
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cup390951_1574
File Size
1.14 MB
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Uploaded on
Jan 16, 2013
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My Diet Sheet. Breakfast - 1 grapefruit/1 slice wholemeal toast/1 cup skimmed milk. Lunch - 1 small portion lean steamed chicken/1 cup spinach/1 cup herbal tea/1 small Mars. Afternoon Tea. The rest of the bag of mini Mars bars/1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream. Dinner - 4 glasses of wine (red or white) 2 family sized pizzas/2 garlic bread/3 Kit Kats. Late Night Snack - 1 Sara Lee Cheesecake with cream. Do not think about this diet, just follow it - After all, STRESSED spelt backwards is DESSERTS!!!
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This is the only diet to be followed on your birthday, or any other time for that matter. Be strict, stick to it, you owe it to yourself!

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Whimsey Doodles Graphics
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