Birthday Other Verses & Poems · Page 21

THEY FELL ABOUT LAUGHING
AT THE ZOO MANS CONCERN
HE'D HAD HIS BUM CHEWED
BY A LARGE PACHIDERM
'I THINK I'LL SLIDE OFF
AND FEED SOME OF THE SNAKES
THEY WON'T TAKE THE HISS
WHILE MY BOTTOM STILL ACHES?
BUT SADLY FOR HIM
HE LET HIS MIND WONDER
AND WAS SQUEEZED ROUND THE BUM
BY A LARGE ANACONDA
THE MORAL OF THE STORY
WHEN YOU WORK FOR YOUR BRASS
DOING YOUR JOB
CAN BE A PAIN IN THE ASS!

(SUNG TO TUNE OF HAPPY BIRTHDAY)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
YOU MAY BE JUST -
BUT YOU LOOK TWENTY TWO

On your birthday,
I wish dreams and happiness
and all the happiness your
heart can hold.
on this your very special day
Have a wonderful day

We wish you a day full of happiness of which will be blessed
For a special person like you
You deserve nothing but the best
And not forgetting a day full of rest
Happy Birthday to you.

Sitting here waiting
for the postman
to bring my cards today
getting very excited
Hooray!
it's my Birthday today

Your Birthday should be fun
party with everyone
have a fantastic day
HappyBirthday

A special wish is given to you
To celebrate in all you do
As a Birthday comes but once a year
So make the most with lots of cheer
Enjoy each moment, it's here to stay
We wish you the best for a Happy Birthday

Time to party
have lots of fun
lots of gifts from everyone
hope you have a lovely day
celebrating your Birthday

A loving birthday message we are sending out to you.
We are hoping that your birthday brings all the love your due.

Birthday time is wishing time so I/we have a wish for you.
May your day be joyous and all year through.

"Happy Birthday" isn't ever enough to say all the special things wished for you today.
So heres' a wish for happiness today and all the year through- it is a wish made just for you.
Have a great day

A day that is happy every minute, a year full of dreams come true.
That is wished for you because you are so nice towish it to.

Birds are singing in the trees
soft breeze blowing
the leaves are falling
yellows browns and greens
colours of the Autumn
squirrels playing
rabbits too
It's a special day for you

Hooray! it is your Birthday
Have a good day
lots of fun with your friends
Happy Birthday

Hooray! it's your Birthday
hope your having fun
hope you have lots cards
and lots of presents too
so I'm sending this card
Happy Birthday to you

I wish you magic moments
You deserve the very best
Health and happiness throughout the year
Northing but the best
Happy Birthday

Lots of presents
and cards to see
It's my Birthday
and there all for me

Lots of cards
and a Birthday cake
and some Jelly too
this is, your special day
Happy Birthday to you

It's your Party
put on your Dress
and your dancing shoes
Drinking wine, partying too
Happy Birthday to you

This card has been made with love and affection
Adorned with crafts from my beloved collection
Layered and lacquered, glittered and embossed
Wishing you joy and happiness on your Birthday

Lots of presents
coming your way
and lots of cards too
because it's a special day
it's your Birthday

It's the time of year for your birthday cheer
with fun and laughter in the air.
A time to have lots of fun
the smiles and surprises have just begun

Birthday cake and candles too
that's what makes a party
laughing and dancing
and drinking some wine
oh yes! it's Party time

Have a great Day!
Happy Birthday

Birthday cake and candles too
that's what makes a party for you
laughing and dancing
and drinking some wine
getting drunk and having a good time
that's what makes it a special day
everyone celebrating on your birthday