Computer Madness

laptop, computer, office, mouse, discs, mobile, stationary

There's a monster that's come to stay at my house, It can't be all bad as its brought its pet mouse Also a disk with words I've never heard of That I'm sure would frighten the world?s greatest nerds off. It sits on my desk looking at me With its one black eye, that lights, occasionally. I've made friends with its mouse, which I stroke with my hand But it speaks in a language I don't understand. I never know what it's going to demand next As it just sounds to me a near gibberish text. It tells me to "download" whatever that may mean Don't want to look stupid, so I just stare at its screen. I'm told it's a genius at communication But it says I've performed an illegal operation. Windows you can't see through, bytes without teeth Rams that aren't goats, is beyond my belief. Giga bytes, mega hertz, the net for a chat I've heard of a floppy, but I don't think it's that. I've heard that this monster will do every task I've tried all the buttons; it won't do as I ask. What am I to do, it's not good for my health My blood pressure's up, I can't think for myself. It's driving me crazy. I know. I'm no mug I'll just shut the lid and pull out its plug