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No more spare parts 5x7
$1.74
USD
Category
Occasion
Keywordsfunny, old, age, humour, spare, parts, take, care
Card Verses281 available in Humourous
Ref #cup1427446_7172
File Size593.87 KB
Purchased2 times
In Wishlist3 times
Uploaded onFeb 12, 2026
Text Used
I urge you to take care of yourself as spare parts for old people are no longer available.
Happy Birthday.
Happy Belated Birthday.
Special Mum. Special Sister.
Special Friend.
Someone special.
Enjoy your day.
No more spare parts for the creaky and grey,
We’ve used up the hips and the knees gone astray.
The warranty’s over, the toolkit is bare—
So we wobble along with a grin and a prayer!
Happy Birthday.
I’m late with your birthday — I know, what a crime,
But at least when you’re older, you don’t mind the time.
The candles were many, the cake was a sight…
Happy belated, you ageing delight!
A fun kit for birthday or belated birthday.
Includes two humourous inserts wuth verses and a blank.
fits 5x7 inch card front.
The Designer accepts total responsibility for this product, its use and any copyright issues that arise.
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