WHO HATES LAUNDRY CONCERTINA BIRTHDAY KIT
Meet little Nell, the perfect housewife .... She'll make the perfect card for those who are incredibly houseproud (like my wonderful sister-in-law) and those who are definitely not, like me !!! A 3-panel concertina card kit that includes the concertina base, decoupage layers for the main images (Nell with broom and Nell with bucket and mop), choice of central panel and a matching envelope. The panels read :
1) A woman's work is never done. But on your BIRTHDAY you deserve a REST. Enjoy your day.
2) Housework won't kill you. But why take the risk? HAPPY BIRTHDAY
3) As I do laundry, I sometimes wish my home was a nudist colony HAPPY BIRTHDAY
4) No-one notices when you do it: but everyone notices when you don't! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
5) I'm taking my housework to court for harassment and placing a restraining order so it can't come with 200 m of me or my home
Do likewise, it's your BIRTHDAY
PLUS one blank panel for your own message.
Thanks for looking and ENJOY!
