Christmas Humour Bumper Kit

Where do I begin describing this massive 14 page kit?

This kit contains 6 of my original humour cards. Although I do have several Christmas Humour mini kit designs available here, the six designs contained within this bumper kit are not sold separately anywhere! You can only get these designs in this bumper kit.

This kit contains a whopping 14 sheets! 6 sheets with card toppers AND matching bookmark. 6 sheets of decoupage with matching gift tag. 2 matching inserts that can each be used with all of these cards. One insert is blank for your own personalized greeting and the other has the following greeting: "Heartiest greetings and best wishes for your happiness at Christmas and throughout the coming year!". Each insert sheet comes with the following sentiment tags: "Merry Christmas", "Happy Holidays", "Season's Greetings", "Christmas Wishes", "Christmas Blessings", and one blank for your own greeting.

The card titles and text on the front are as follows:

1- Christmas Crafter "Homemade gifts are the perfect way to say... I've got way more time than money!"

2- Drunk Christmas Baking "I tried to make you a batch of rum balls for Christmas... But now they're just balls... And I'm drunk!"

3- Naughty Facebook "Santa saw your Facebook pictures... You're getting underwear and a bible for Christmas!"

4- On Mastercard "On Dasher... On Dancer... On Mastercard & Visa!"

5- Three Wise Women "Three Wise Women Would Have... Asked for directions, arrived on time, Helped deliver the baby, brought practical gifts, Cleaned the stable, made a casserole, AND There would be peace on earth!"

6- Ugly Christmas Sweaters "Deck the halls with ugly sweaters!"

The Designer accepts total responsibility for this product, its use and any copyright issues that arise.